5 Reasons to Go Take a Hike

5 Reasons to Go Take a Hike

May 14, 2020

Awareness Stage. Symptoms + Diagnosis

I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! Must go faster... go, go, go, go, go! Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore!

My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard! So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. What do they got in there? King Kong?

My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard! You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck. Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist? We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore!

You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Checkmate... God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.

You really think you can fly that thing? God help us, we're in the hands of engineers. Yes, Yes, without the oops! Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance.